Tom Toles for September 26, 2019

Credit where credit is due. Speaker Pelosi was correct; he’s pretty much impeached himself.

Loop in the end of a rope is appropriate.

Since most of Trump’s “ideas” come from his other blow hole…

A senator remarked on TV today that if Donnie gets away with this latest episode, then our system of Checks & Balances will be useless!!

His hole presidency will be the hole for the outhouse of American history.

Yes, he is an A-hole, a total A-hole and nothing but an A-hole!

I did not know there where any loopholes in the Oath of Office?!

The senate has the power to fix America, but THEY ARE the problem! Bought and paid for, along with the SC, justice has left the buildings….

Aside from loop holes, there’s another very common -hole word. That’s his.

Too bad that Moscow Mitch HAS ALREADY ORDERED ALL REPUBLICAN SENATORS TO VOTE TO ACQUIT, NO MATTER WHAT THE EVIDENCE IS AGAINST CRIMINAL TRAITOR trump!

The “Party of Law and Order” at work, folks!!!

Trump’s entire Presidency has been one gigantic loophole.

Start a war that kills hundreds of thousands (plus a few thousand American soldiers); “Impeachment is off the table”. Engage in the sleazy behavior of pushing for the exposure of (possibly) sleazy behavior, in which no one was killed; IMPEACH NOW!

Trump has a hole in his head where all the lies come out.

Have you heard about the complaint yet?

The complaint,citing multiple US officials, alleges that White House lawyers have been stuffing politically troubling records of presidential calls into highly classified storage to hide them from scrutiny throughout Trump’s presidency.

This just got much bigger.

Trump admin blackmailed Ukraine into stopping their investigation/co-operating with OUR investigation…into Paulie Walnuts Manafort.

Whistle-Blower complaint available: Barr and Giuliani implicated, it’s more than the 25 July call

Meanwhile, liar Trump Tweets:

THE DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND ALL THAT IT STANDS FOR. STICK TOGETHER, PLAY THEIR GAME, AND FIGHT HARD REPUBLICANS. OUR COUNTRY IS AT STAKE!

80.3K5:41 AM – Sep 26, 2019

Donald what tiny hands you have.

I’ve been wondering if Trump was following the testimony on TV. (No need to wonder if he UNDERSTANDS it—don’t be ridiculous!) Thought experiment: would any capable lawyer in HISTORY allow Trump to testify under oath? Of course not, he would lie ten times in his first five incoherent answers. No need to set a perjury trap for somebody who is constitutionally (no pun intended) incapable of telling the truth.

This was my opinion on this subject until the Ukraine situation——————————————————————————————No one could reasonably believe that Trump is not guilty of lots and lots of stuff. The problem is that I know a bunch of people who UNreasonably believe it. And, a whole bunch of other people who are marginally interested and would believe that the news reports, in which Trump would declare that since the senate found him innocent he is pure as the driven snow. The idea that it is the moral, patriotic, honorable thing to impeach him because he is obviously guilty makes some sense. It makes more sense to believe that it is the moral, patriotic, honorable thing to do what is best for this country, and setting Trump up to be declared innocent by the senate is not in the best interests of this country.======================Now, the Democrats have no choice. To fail to call for impeachment on this issue makes the Democrats part of the corruption that the Trump administration represents. And, the Republicans have the choice of either voting to impeach or explaining their failure to do so to the the people that they represent in the next election.

The corrupt Trump admin has been hiding the transcripts of presidential phone calls in a secret server. Normally these calls are made public. They were/are using the United States secret classifications to cover up Trump’s crimes.

Psycho Trump now currently going on another self righteous rant.

Pity the poor billionaire tyrant and his screaming extreme right wing ego.

The man is obviously insane.

Well… he is an Ahole. A first-class one.

The sad thing is that rules, procedures, and laws constantly need redefinition because of the behavior of [euphemism follows] not very nice people

Leave it to Tom to peek down that “rabbit hole.” Magical “looking glasses,” I guess. Sure glad he reported what he saw there. We knew they were somewhere, so now their true location is known. Fire the lot!

45 has a hole in his head. I would have said he has a hole in his heart but I’m not sure he has a heart.