Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 09, 2019

Oh, you will bounce back, I’m sure of it. Boing boing boing

Didn’t your doctor tell you not to eat or drink anything for the rest of your short life?

That’ll take care of the ol spare tire….

He’s admired the bobble head figures for years, but that was a more difficult operation.

Where is that drink going to go?

Now what’s he going to do about his hips and thighs?

Ever since the operation, he has a peculiar way of going down stairs.

Uh, his stomach is higher, between his arms and about where he’s holding his drink. What’s now missing are his intestines and the rest of his abdomen.

How much did you have to spring for it?