Looks like he’s undergoing some well-earned discipline right there. Seems he’s stuck himself to the unrolling duct tape, with potentially disastrous results.
I truly miss the Duct Tape of yore … I just replaced my 15 year-old fridge to which I had duct tapped the excess water line … I had to use scissors to get it off … nowadays that tape will have crumbled in a year or two … here’s hoping the Gorilla Tape I used for the new fridge will last for a tadpole longer … thanks for listening …!
We all know about perverse tendrils, but we do not talk about them! At least, not in polite company. Not sure where my Commentariat Colleagues fit on the Politeness Scale, though. Have to mull that one over. Oh, waiter! Pour the Merlot, please; I need to mull….
But a hoary whoreson deserves a healthy swat, pufflegged or no!
So, let the Party begin! Roll out the duct tape! Distribute the badminton rackets! Fore!
…now that the civil war is about to start they will blame it all on the duct taping of the hoary puff legs. Soon, like a good tendril perversion the whole country will be twisting in on itself. Why they call it a civil war is beyond me when rudeness led to it. It had nothing to do about being right, and everything to do with cocksure. Even Humpty Dumpty was beyond repair….
During the battle frenzy the magic sword Stormbringer, created by the forces of Chaos, it is described as a huge, black sword covered with strange runes carved deep into its blade, would start to sing its insidious song as it sucked in the souls of those it killed….
I have always enjoyed “Frog Applause”. It seems the most “Dada~esque” comic to be found & never fails to tickle my absurdist sentiments. I have an image of Marcel Duchamp taking time out from a game of chess to have a few chuckles over Ms. Burritt’s obvious grasp of the slippery nature of the amphibians of humor. ;-)
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…drat…
…it sounds dirtier than it is…
…what’s a telephone cord?…
…duct tape doesn’t get preverted, but Scotch tape sometimes does…
… is it even possible to swat a puffleg?…
…maybe SWAT can tase one …
…or the new Chuck Norris…
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Looks like he’s undergoing some well-earned discipline right there. Seems he’s stuck himself to the unrolling duct tape, with potentially disastrous results.
Linguist over 4 years ago
Damn, I hate hoary pufflegs! They deserve a good not-so-gentle swat.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
pull in case of emergency.
SPORK
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
I truly miss the Duct Tape of yore … I just replaced my 15 year-old fridge to which I had duct tapped the excess water line … I had to use scissors to get it off … nowadays that tape will have crumbled in a year or two … here’s hoping the Gorilla Tape I used for the new fridge will last for a tadpole longer … thanks for listening …!
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
You swat (gently or otherwise) a hoary puffleg in Mother’s presence and you’re gonna discover the wrath of ARAST goes both ways.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
We all know about perverse tendrils, but we do not talk about them! At least, not in polite company. Not sure where my Commentariat Colleagues fit on the Politeness Scale, though. Have to mull that one over. Oh, waiter! Pour the Merlot, please; I need to mull….
But a hoary whoreson deserves a healthy swat, pufflegged or no!
So, let the Party begin! Roll out the duct tape! Distribute the badminton rackets! Fore!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Rip Robert Hunter, Grateful Dead lyricist.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…now that the civil war is about to start they will blame it all on the duct taping of the hoary puff legs. Soon, like a good tendril perversion the whole country will be twisting in on itself. Why they call it a civil war is beyond me when rudeness led to it. It had nothing to do about being right, and everything to do with cocksure. Even Humpty Dumpty was beyond repair….
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
… if duct tape had been around then, I am sure the Titanic would still be with us…
…Is this Teresa flipping us the bird?…
… even hoary puff legs look better in fishnets…
…especially on Fridays…
…well, maybe not Joe Friday…
…but then again…
…I know I will get a fax of this, but will I also get an email?…
…just the fax, ma’am…
…just the fax…
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
And the battle continues. Are not the combatants tiring?
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I gotta get outta here…
destry1970 over 4 years ago
Wow this is truly the most entertaining comment arena I have had the pleasure to read on gocomics, thank you!
Bill Thompson over 4 years ago
“When life hurls adhesive strips at you, you have a choice: swat it aside or duck tape.” — Sloucho Marx.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
… my cousin used to duct tape his kids to the wall…
…nerd…
…velcro is better…
… Kumbaya…
…my phone’s battery is so bad, I think I do have a landline…
…and our neighbor’s dog leaves landmines in our backyard…
…I love the smell of skunk in the morning…
…it smells like victory…
… Pepé Le Pew…
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
The vast and echoing halls of the Froglandia Gremlin are beginning to deteriorate from neglect.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Tendril perversion fight fatigue begins to seep into my very lame being!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
During the battle frenzy the magic sword Stormbringer, created by the forces of Chaos, it is described as a huge, black sword covered with strange runes carved deep into its blade, would start to sing its insidious song as it sucked in the souls of those it killed….
Sorry, wrong comment.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
… car 54 where are you?…
…oh where oh where has our little dog gone?…
…I can’t find my car keys…
…please hold…
…how do you keep a Froglandian in suspense?…
…tell you tomorrow…
…LOST: one cartoonist…
…Teresa, gone but not forgotten…
…3hourtour, forgotten but not gone…
painedsmile over 4 years ago
I don’t gently swat anything called a puffleg. (Spellcheck just changed puffleg to piffle. Don’t even know what a piffle is.)
painedsmile over 4 years ago
Should we start to worry? Teresa, wherefore art thou?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Must. Continue. To. Fight. The. Good. Fight….
DerekMogambo over 4 years ago
I have always enjoyed “Frog Applause”. It seems the most “Dada~esque” comic to be found & never fails to tickle my absurdist sentiments. I have an image of Marcel Duchamp taking time out from a game of chess to have a few chuckles over Ms. Burritt’s obvious grasp of the slippery nature of the amphibians of humor. ;-)