Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 12, 1970

Transcript:

Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound.<BR><BR> Lucy stands on the slope of the pitcher's mound. She holds out a piece of paper: "Here, Charlie Brown...Sign this petition!"<BR><BR> "What's it for?" "Don't be so wishy-washy..just sign it!"<BR><BR> He yells: "WANTING TO KNOW WHAT YOUR SIGNING IS NOT BEING WISHY-WASHY!" Lucy asks, "Why are you so crabby?"<BR><BR> He looks up and wails, "YELLING AT SOMEONE WHO SAYS YOU'RE BEING WISHY-WASHY FOR WANTING TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SIGNING BEFORE YOU SIGN IT, IS NOT BEING CRABBY!!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks out. Lucy says, "All right, if I let you read it, will you sign it?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads, "We, the undersigned, think our manager is too wishy-washy and too crabby."<BR><BR> Lucy holds out her hand: "You promised to sign it.."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands alone. He says, "I'm the only person I know who's ever signed a petition against himself."<BR><BR>