It is a lesser know fact that there are, in fact, venomous cheese doodles. They come from a little factory in deepest China and are exported to the US, specifically to the WH, and more specifically to one individual. (The color should be a clue.)
I live in an old house in the country. I’m in a constant battle with mice so I ALWAYS check my boots before I pull them on, especially if I haven’t worn them in a while.
I read a story in early ‘50s grade-school about dumping out the scorpions and I’ve done it ever since when putting on my boots. Not one yet, but sometimes the paranoids are really after you.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
To rephrase Tom Hanks a little, “there’s a [Cheez Doodle] in my boot!”
sirbadger over 4 years ago
If Cheez Doodles bite your face, you end up looking like Donald Trump.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
I shudder to think how it got there.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Venomous” … probably not.
But “poisonous”….. depends on how long it’s been riding around in that boot.
Ivy Valory Premium Member over 4 years ago
I love this one so, so much.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
I see Earl’s smart enough to pour cheese doodles out of a boot, even without the instructions on the heel.
Algolei I over 4 years ago
I could be a queen snake, disguised as a cheez doodle! They do that, y’know.
dadoctah over 4 years ago
The orange ones are poison….
Breadboard over 4 years ago
The flavor is in the boot ;-)
BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago
Depends on how many you eat.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
“There’s a snake in my boot!” (Toy Story 2)
Ontman over 4 years ago
Stranger than fiction dept. My mother once found a bat in one of her boots.
Ontman over 4 years ago
wirepunchr over 4 years ago
But did Earl look for a scorpion?
xtc45688 over 4 years ago
Depending on how long it’s been in there, it probably IS venomous by now.
ericrgrant over 4 years ago
crunchy or puffy?
Diat60 over 4 years ago
It is a lesser know fact that there are, in fact, venomous cheese doodles. They come from a little factory in deepest China and are exported to the US, specifically to the WH, and more specifically to one individual. (The color should be a clue.)
19ren38 over 4 years ago
I shudder to think what Earl is going with it now!
Oge over 4 years ago
I live in an old house in the country. I’m in a constant battle with mice so I ALWAYS check my boots before I pull them on, especially if I haven’t worn them in a while.
manlion1andrew over 4 years ago
Hmmm,is he gonna eat that?
zeexenon over 4 years ago
I read a story in early ‘50s grade-school about dumping out the scorpions and I’ve done it ever since when putting on my boots. Not one yet, but sometimes the paranoids are really after you.
ANIMAL over 4 years ago
Twenty bucks says he EATS it..!!!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Awwww! With a great imagination, you could entertain the grandkids all day…soo cute!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 4 years ago
And check for spiders and scorpions, oh me oh my!
MichaelMcGinnis1 over 4 years ago
Where’s the dog when you need him?
Thehag over 4 years ago
This comic can be so filled with joy. Love it.
ssejhill over 4 years ago
5 second rule!
Earl Pickles 10 months ago
is that a nod to big nate?