Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 30, 2019

They’re thinking, because of high carbon content, some stars may be one big diamond!

We’ll drive the Saturn.

Someone’s in LaLa land…oy

saturn weather forecast – lucy in the sky with diamonds…?

Don’t let De Beers find out about this.

Diamonds are surprisingly non-valuable things that people attach to rings and make them worth more than you life. Ah, humans.

There’s a diamond mine in Arkansas at Crater of Diamonds State Park. It doesn’t rain diamonds there, but every once in a while people find one of pretty good size. It’s one of the few places on Earth “where the public can search for diamonds in their original volcanic source.” Easier than a trip to Saturn, anyway.

A five-carat coming down at speed will make your noggin ache!

If it rains diamonds, should Saturn think about increasing its rings? (Lame joke from a jeweler’s daughter)

Gary and Lance: What’s wrong with his wrist and/or hand? And is he wearing a necklace? And what’s that white thing in his lap?

Sounds like a plan.