That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 17, 2019

Emma was shocked by that handshake at the railroad station. Such types of PDA were frowned upon in good society.

“I swear I shan’t return until I’ve trapped enough pelts to make you a warm hat also.”

Sarah was secretly glad to see Paul leave. No matter what they were doing, he just wouldn’t remove that fricken hat!

Him: “I’ll think of you often, Christina my love.”Her: “It’s Catherine you dipstick.”

“Bye bye baby,

Remember you’re my baby

When they give you the eye.

Although I know that you care,

Won’t you write and declare

That though on the loose,

You are still on the square."

—Lyrics by Marilyn Monroe

“Listen, Svetlana, don’t you be a hussy while I’m off to join the Hussars!”

Dearest, I have to tell you that my “French Letter” seems to have a hole or two in it. I’ll only be gone a year or two, so no worries, eh?

What a question to ask just when he was about to pull out…

Thomas found getting his head out the window was much easier than back in.

Oh,by the way,here’s a mouse…. would you take it home to my Cats?

“What do you mean I’m not going? I have all my luggage right here.”

Be a dear and bring in my luggage, won’t you?

When is his train leaving already? I’m missing Ellen.

Bearded guy behind the curtain: “Thank God he’s finally left …

Now I can come in the front door!”

I’m off wi’ th’ lads to Crimea/ an’ I ’aven’t the slightest idea / why it is that we’re fightin’ / them brutes to enlighten/ but I’m bringin’ ’ome gonorrhea !

Remember, My Dearest; this never happened, you signed the NDA, and my lawyers will send you the check.

For the last time, my dear, I can’t bring you along on the honeymoon—my wife wouldn’t understand.

“Here’s your change back, lady. Sorry.”

The sideways Jack-in-the-Box never caught on.

Nobody sees the wizard! Not no way! Not no how!

“Yes mom, I PROMISE I have on clean underwear in case of an accident.”

Farewell to the Light Brigade: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=185886 

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=8492 

https://mcmillanfineart.com/art/windsor-meadows-and-view-of-the-castle-/ 

https://cornwallartists.org/cornwall-artists/robert-collinson 

http://bid.igavelauctions.com/Bidding.taf?_function=detail&Auction_uid1=2784219 

https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O16498/stray-rabbits-oil-painting-collinson-robert/ 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2287 (September 16, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Clearly a case of testicular “hat-trophy !”

" When he’s gone," thinks she, " I shed this black gown and really be free."

" When I’m gone, " thinks he, " I shed the false whiskers and really be she! "

I don’t know, honey. I’m seeing a lot of red and it’s all reminding me of a Stephen King novel. Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.

((“When will this f*&^%$#@ train start leaving?”))

magna, booted off the troop train due to her horniness says goodbye to her last trick.he’s sorta of glad to be rid of her.

“Dearest, the train is having a little trouble getting started. Could you give it a push?”

You saw through my disguise my love. I, uh, knew you would! But, it has nothing to do with you and the fact that you are now pregnant. No, I’m a … secret agent. Yes, that’s it. I’ll return so that we can marry as soon as I finish my mission. Au revoir mon petit! Don’t wait up!

I said “Pull my finger”, not “Take my hand”!