The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 25, 2019

Oh, Noooo.

…a long time ago when the Earth was green…

Then Gorilla Glue is made from . . . (gasp!) . . . Does Jane Goodall know about this?!

And Super glue is made from heroes?

Marigold! Get out of there, quick!!!!!

I always knew unicorns were good for something!!

I’m sorry, but this isn’t even funny, not even.

TRUTH (?) in advertising.

Super glue?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Fake cartoon. It’s well known that the only humans who can get near a real unicorn are virgin females.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

KRAZY GLUE IS CRAZY PEOPLE!!!

Awwww Please don’t tell the little girls!

I really prefer the Irish Rovers explanation of their extinction.

Really hoping they’re just milking the unicorns!

Very clever! The shock value of reading panel #2 is quite a zinger!

Good joke, but, sadly, the concept basically fits in with the history of humans’ use of natural resources.

God help us if they are also an ingredient for magic lubricant.

Aww man…

Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

Too soon.

Well. For the Irish anyway.

Terrible but typical of humans.

This is terrible! Not funny at all.

No, NO, NO!

Not the UNICORN!

(…sobbing…)

I had a bottle of gorilla glue and after two years it turned to something like milk and didn’t work. The company said the glue had a shelf life and is sending a coupon for more.

Is the glue rainbow colored or Invisible?

With the political junk on both sides of the aisle, I guess we know where crazy glue comes from. No wonder we don’t hear about so many politicians after retirement… ;)