Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 15, 2021

Norman is right about that, but Carlisle doesn’t really give a rat’s patootie what they think of him.

A word of advice. Don’t throw an egg at someone holding a pointy object.

What do you say we all get together and go egg Carlisle. I’m STILL. trying to get egg shells out of my hair.

I do hope those aren’t rotten eggs.

Ha! ha! The yolk’s on you !

Carlisle may be annoying, but his aim is very good.

I strongly suspect Carl is aware of this, and doesn’t much care. He doesn’t think too much of you, either.

He obviously doesn’t think much of you either.

and … “I ordered ‘over easy’ not ‘scrambled’.”

(He is especially glad that it wasn’t hard boiled.)

That’s assault. Call the police.

Norman may not like Carlisle, be he has to admit that Carlisle can certainly rock those plaid Speedos.

You’re just egging him on, Norm…

And there he is bringing breakfast…

If the neighbors don’t say “Oh no, here comes Dave” when they see you coming then you’re not doing it right.

The neighborhood needs to respond with rotten tomatoes!

How can you blame Carlisle, what with the neighbors always snickering at his wardrobe.

Give Carlisle his teeth to play with.

Oh the puns are flying thick and fast here today! Lots of laughs, thanks folks.

Eggsactly why Carlisle hates the neighbourhood.