Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
There is a classic story, Laddle Rat Rotten Hut, which is a full page long using “Anguish Languish” (English language). It will suprise most that it can be found in the first issue of Sports Illustrated! Hope your local library has a complete collection.
rayannina about 13 years ago
How about “because spell check doesn’t work very well”?
bkybl Premium Member about 13 years ago
People need to learn that their are misspellings that there spell checker can’t catch.
dataweaver about 13 years ago
Eye no, rite?
arsmall about 13 years ago
Lila uses all three all the time…
monkeyhead about 13 years ago
Ghostkeeper, there are teachers out there that would LOVE your example of why we need spelling lists!
corzak about 13 years ago
yes, nicely done Ghostkeeper!
rockngolfer about 13 years ago
Somebody posted this recently:
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers…
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew.
hippogriff about 13 years ago
There is a classic story, Laddle Rat Rotten Hut, which is a full page long using “Anguish Languish” (English language). It will suprise most that it can be found in the first issue of Sports Illustrated! Hope your local library has a complete collection.
syke34 about 13 years ago
The future CEO.
Charles Brobst Premium Member about 13 years ago
Spellcheckers don’t do everything. You need to know the difference between homonyms like there and their for instance.
Anyone with an attitude like that is indeed going places: first Rikers Island then upstate for a good many years.
katybissell almost 13 years ago
I see a career in Congress for Miss Annie
whayle about 10 years ago
Spelling homework in daycare?