Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 03, 2021

He don’t need no stinkin’ locksmith.

If he says, “Heeeeeres, Johnny,” I’m out of here.

You should see what Mr. Roper’s house looks like.

What’s Mrs. Roper going to think about Stanly’s actions?

Mr. Roper just busted out of “Three’s Company!”

Or maybe just the coroner.

Yessir, you can tell Roper is a man who knows his tools. That there is his prized Estwing 22 oz Geological Hammer with Pointed Tip & Shock Reduction Grip…see how easily it goes through faux stone & sheet rock…

Mr. Roper is even uglier than I remember him in Three’s Company.

Picky, picky, picky.

Locksmith…I don’t need no stinkin’ locksmith!

Too late, need a glass repair place now..

So, not a lock pick?

“Mr. Roper, tear down this wall!”

Naw – just call a good drywaller and carpenter.

He does look suspiciously like Jack Nicholson.

“Who are you? How did you get in here?”

“I’m a locksmith. And . . . I’m a locksmith.”

/Leslie Nielsen vs Ricardo Montalban, The Naked Gun