Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 24, 2021

Oh, yes I would! And given the Ballardian fondness for animal dressup, I am sure they will have a big crowd!

Surely no monkey business going on, not in Ballard Street Cinema! (Maybe in the legendary Tiki Bar though. )

No doubt it’s a Planet of the Apes marathon.

I am dying to know the details cause I’m a details kind of person. Is it monkeys get in free? Is it sort of a “bring your monkey to work” day, like a bring your kid to work day? Does it apply only to real monkeys? Only to those in a monkey costume? Either/or?

And yes, I do want to know what goes on inside.

There is a club, organization, hobby or gathering for every interest. For instance I belong to Wine Drinkers Not Anonymous. Its the largest of many fine clubs here in Ballard. Some might even call it a necessity.

Well now that you ask, no…emphatically no!

Is the sheriff back in town??

Monkey business as usual.

It begins okay. But toward the end, they go ape and start throwing feces.

um… no?

I know – it’s a screening of the Coppola film “Ape Calypso Now”!

Oh, heck no!

You primates are weird enough already.

Give me a Bunny Club any day.

We will never know.. but it’s in the cleaners contract they take a mandatory week long stress leave following the cleanup with follow up counseling.

Devolution?

Not . . .. really.

Not really. I imagine there’s a lot of feces getting thrown around from what I’ve seen in zoos.

On stage tonight only! The Chinese acrobat troop: Aie Fling Poo! :>)

Nope!

Furries.

All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo, there’s some a tellin’ us what we can do; Just look at the government and you’ll agree too – All of the monkeys ain’t in the zoo.

Is Munkey Bluz in there? Is that the Tiki Bar?