Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 17, 2019

At least he was smart enough to put it in his jacket pocket.

Another sports jacket lost to the Ballard Street dogs. Nelson, you needed to move up a size anyway.

I’m not so sure he won’t try it again.

Who carries meat in their pockets? NELSON DOES!

Rusty thought that they were doggy jerky treats. Rusty just figured that jerky is jerky.

Nelson should not have lifted those salami slices from the Country Buffet…

After a peek into his closet, he somehow got the nickname “Half Nelson”…

I keep my meat in my slacks.

Serves him right, a jacket pocket is not where you keep your meat. That’s why codd pieces were popularized when unruly dogs roamed wild.

I like having ankle bacon in my socks when I visit friends with dogs.

Nelson’s a jerky.

Nelson is a meathead.