Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 15, 2019

I was going to comment that I actually did hit a squirrel once, knocked it out of the tree. But nobody’s going to believe that.

Reminds me of Kramer hitting the golf ball into the whale.

One time a guy I golfed with had a double birdie on a par 3, Hit and killed a bird in flight and still birdied the hole. Craaazy

same exact thing happened to my aunt but she killed that goose. Ironically a few weeks later she was at a baseball game and got struck in the thigh by a foul (NPI)ball that left a giant bruise on her thigh……Karma

If it was the spirit goose getting revenge your aunt was lucky she wasn’t struck in another part of her anatomy.

LOL!!! Hard to believe something like that could happen.

Yeah, the heimlich saved my Uncles life! Im so glad I knew it!

Ralph, how many times have we told you to stop talking with food in your mouth.

You try to be the life of the party – stuffing everythin’ in your mouth. Your eyes are bigger than your cheeks and stomach.

You’re lucky Edith knew what to do to save your life. Just one of these day’s she’ll let you pop yourself.

Is it a penalty if an animal, not a pet, helps you? I mean if a fox grabs your golf ball on the green and drops it in the cup, does that count?

Most people only claim to hit birdies.

I was at an archery tournament one day and a pigeon flew across in front of the target. One of the teen girls pinned it right to the target. She did a complete meltdown.

Looks like the Fink may need slightly shorter clubs.

One of the best ones I’ve seen today! Gold Star!

Hahahahaha! This is a laugh out loud one.

I hit a bird and knocked it down for about 5 minutes.