The Trump Tweet Tornado has been upgraded to a hurricane. Category 5.
Trump never heard of one of those before! (He says so every time he’s faced with one; this time being the fourth time he is amazed to hear that such a beast exists — definite cognitive impairment.)
And it’s headed for Alabama.
And the Alabama Trumpers gonna be asking for hurricane relief (paid for by economically sound blue states, of course) and since they can actually vote, and voted for Trump, they’re gonna get a lot more than just paper towels!
The crimes are in the details. The American people are overwhelmed with Donn’e’s details now underlined with Sharpie pens, no less. How do we loathe him, let us count the crimes never ending. Selling out America for a few tacky condos in Moscow and this bankruptcy draws the card ‘head straight to jail.’
If this were the Reagan administration, right about now Nancy would hold a press conference announcing to the world her husband was just diagnosed as having Alzheimer’s.
So, how much rope do we have to give this incompetent before he hangs himself? Before even his lackeys can’t hide from his publicly demonstrated incompetence on a daily basis?
Just saw Chris Christie defend Trump on this subject on “This week with George Stephanopoulos”. He said it was because Trump sees admitting a mistake as weakness, so it was natural for him to “hit back” when he was called out. Basically, he said it was the media’s fault for focusing on the mistake. The truth is that the media only focused on it because he focused on it. In the meantime, Iran is enriching uranium again and much of our country (and Bermuda) is suffering storm damage and needs help, so let’s talk about Trump and his sharpies instead.
It’s time to put the blame squarely where it belongs, and that is his chief of staff, Mulvaney. Why didn’t Mulvaney give Trump updated maps every day? Did Mulvaney want Trump to look like an idiot?
DD Wiz Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Trump Tweet Tornado has been upgraded to a hurricane. Category 5.
Trump never heard of one of those before! (He says so every time he’s faced with one; this time being the fourth time he is amazed to hear that such a beast exists — definite cognitive impairment.)
And it’s headed for Alabama.
And the Alabama Trumpers gonna be asking for hurricane relief (paid for by economically sound blue states, of course) and since they can actually vote, and voted for Trump, they’re gonna get a lot more than just paper towels!
A little Sharpie® told me so.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
More proof that “He’s losing his sh**” as HIS OWN STAFF IS NOW ADMITTING!!!!!
jessie d. Premium Member over 4 years ago
The crimes are in the details. The American people are overwhelmed with Donn’e’s details now underlined with Sharpie pens, no less. How do we loathe him, let us count the crimes never ending. Selling out America for a few tacky condos in Moscow and this bankruptcy draws the card ‘head straight to jail.’
suzalee over 4 years ago
Lot of hot air blowing
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
trump has a long history of making statements that are designed to impact an audience.. reality is never part of trumps rhetoric.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
If this were the Reagan administration, right about now Nancy would hold a press conference announcing to the world her husband was just diagnosed as having Alzheimer’s.
Godfreydaniel over 4 years ago
Friends don’t let friends get syphillis……..
gammaguy over 4 years ago
Tweet storm, Category “fore!”
Monchoxyz over 4 years ago
Trumpnado.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
From the White House Children’s Choir:
“Donald loves us, this we know / Because his Sharpie tells us so. / Truth to him is just a song. / Facts are weak, but he is strong.
Yes, Donald loves us. / Yes, Donald loves us. / Yes, Donald loves us. / His Sharpie tells us so."
martens over 4 years ago
So, how much rope do we have to give this incompetent before he hangs himself? Before even his lackeys can’t hide from his publicly demonstrated incompetence on a daily basis?
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
Bonespurs’ brain is a dead duck.
kentmarx36 over 4 years ago
Would it be mean to hope that the Nitwit-in-Chief would be blown out to sea by a hurricane never to be heard from again?
Retired engineer over 4 years ago
Just saw Chris Christie defend Trump on this subject on “This week with George Stephanopoulos”. He said it was because Trump sees admitting a mistake as weakness, so it was natural for him to “hit back” when he was called out. Basically, he said it was the media’s fault for focusing on the mistake. The truth is that the media only focused on it because he focused on it. In the meantime, Iran is enriching uranium again and much of our country (and Bermuda) is suffering storm damage and needs help, so let’s talk about Trump and his sharpies instead.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 4 years ago
Excellent content, but the version of Trump is too flattering.
bakana over 4 years ago
200 MPH Tweeties.
MartinPerry1 over 4 years ago
It’s time to put the blame squarely where it belongs, and that is his chief of staff, Mulvaney. Why didn’t Mulvaney give Trump updated maps every day? Did Mulvaney want Trump to look like an idiot?
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Maybe he went through that charade to give Alabama some hurricane “relief”!!
paranormal over 4 years ago
That’s old “news”…