FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 13, 2019

Club that turkey.

Sandwich Nazi?

………WHAT!?

You got to learn their secret. ow are they able to alienate customers and stay in business.

I have an idea. Rip that little ’stache off his upper lip and feed it to him on a P.I.T.A. bread.

Data mining rears its ugly head.

Ahhh … another Poly-Sci grad employed at a fast food chain … great.

Well, I guess he already broke the first rule of Turkey Club. He talked turkey.

I don’t get this one.

If he can’t have a turkey club and a soda, maybe he could have a turkey and a club soda.

Time to Google nearby restaurants.

The Sunday comic we’d see without the new ones:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1997/10/26

I’ll just take the Subway, thanks very much.

When google and facebook take over your sandwich shop. They then use the same algorithms that picks “permissable” content to Your sandwich.

Soon you will be shadow banned and only think you are ordering a sandwich when in fact you are talking to a hologram and the sandwich never comes….

Where is this supposed to be?

To quote Mitch Hedburg: “I order the club sandwich all the time, but I’m not even a member, man. I don’t know how I get away with it.”

Time for a new restaurant.

Is this the Turkey Club Nazi?

I won’t say what that looks like, on that jerk’s upper lip….

Try the deli next door.

This would be a one time visit for me. I’m here to eat, not to play stupid games.

I’d be getting a turkey club and soda at the NEXT restaurant.

Comedian Mitch Hedberg (RIP) had a bit about club sandwiches. “You like sandwiches with fancy toothpicks? Cut in triangles? You can join our club!”

I’d have been out the door by the third panel.

Reminds me of a Burger King commercial. They are against net neutrality. The commercial shows a Burger King in which a Whopper® is ready, but the clerks are told to delay serving it, unless the customer pays more. To see the ad, Google “Burger King net neutrality.”

NO TURKEY FOR YOU!

Yes, one of the perils of shopping online is that you have to “create an account.” Interesting that my local store thinks my VISA card is just enough identification to do the transaction. And the transaction is over and done, no future trend research necessary. If Congress were really interested in helping the common man, this practice would be included in a comprehensive legislative package of online privacy, way beyond the EU.

that’s a long way to go for such a lame pun mr. mustache…

But Roger is a turkey. Shouldn’t he be already in the club?

“First and last name?”

“Puddin Tane. Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.”

“Nice to see you again, Mr. Tane. I see this is your 109th visit to this restaurant today.”

I leave that place.

And … “Exit stage left!”

What a time to discover that you left your pliers at home that are for pulling the wannabe mustache off of snotty little twerps!

No soup for you!

some employee!

6 DAY AND HE STILL DOESN’T HAVE HIS STINKEN TURKEY SANDWICH.

Roger; give it up and go elsewhere. This guy is the “Sandwich Nazi!”

im glad that they put this comic in full color

I think this is a throwback to when a Peter Fox club sandwich was being made and it had lots of ingredients. Peter said “Ok, so it’s not a very exclusive club.”

Can I speak your manager?