Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    I hope Rat punched himself really hard.

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    Adiraiju  over 4 years ago

    It’s the old political maxim: “NEVER apologize, it makes you look weak!”

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Next you need to work on your defense so you can throw punches at yourself without hurting yourself.

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    kaffekup   over 4 years ago

    I truly expected the follow-up to be, “Then I realized there’s nothing wrong with any of that stuff.”

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How very introspective…

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Rat then registered for the Democratic party to fight socialism from within.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    Gee, Rat is really good at this.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    Rat wouldn’t say that if he were a true narcissist.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Humm …… no marks on Rat’s face….. I don’t know could be a fib ;-)

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    dorotheac928  over 4 years ago

    Maybe he took lessons. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/how-to-throw-a-punch?utm_source=pocket-newtab

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    Rat’s a Silastic Armorfiend, should have guessed

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    Malcolm Hall  over 4 years ago

    I looked at my watch. I looked at my wrist. Then I punched myself in the face with my fist. BD

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Nothing RAT says will convince GOAT otherwise

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How about a Hawaiian Punch?

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    unfair.de  over 4 years ago

    Rule number one: Never talk about Fightclub…

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    jonesbeltone  over 4 years ago

    And after that he had a beer; twenty to be exact.

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    Rat? Being self aware? Please, call the media!

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    Lou  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if this is how Bill O’Reilly warmed up before his show.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    Know thyself, Rat. The unexamined life is not worth living. (And the examined life is getting pretty tricky these days, now that I think on it.)

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    gnome  over 4 years ago

    There seems to be a lot of Rats in the news these days……

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    Stupid  over 4 years ago

    So, a Republican Trumpy

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    rugeirn  over 4 years ago

    Wow. ‘Ninny.” Such unbridled verbal violence. Where will it all end?

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    “Amen,” say all the politicians and war mongers, not to forget our military-industrial complex economy (in case you don’t understand why we’re in debt - might makes right). When I was a boy at the movies, the Japanese in the cartoons were drawn to look like rats. Just sayin.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    This is Dick. Dick is rational and reasonable. Don’t be a Dick.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 4 years ago

    If only we could make the same realization. And the take away here isn’t that Rat is a bad person. It’s that he, and others like him, are their own worst enemy. Nobody talks or debates anymore. They just scream crazy things at each other. And please don’t make anymore tired worn out Trump jokes. This kind of behavior started long before him. It’s systemic to politics and the media today. Really really sad.

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    chris_weaver  over 4 years ago

    It would have been less painful to just count to ten and let the moment of sanity pass!

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    magdala666  over 4 years ago

    At least he didn’t vent his spleen into the Twittersphere.

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    deadheadzan  over 4 years ago

    I love Goat’s dry comment “and bye bye maturity”.

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    MillieD  over 4 years ago

    Rat had it right their is a problem with the rat population in this country.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    And perhaps stepped on your own heart as well.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    What else was there to do? Rat is right when he’s wrong!

    (It’s not his fault. He’s just written that way….)

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    TitanTerror  over 2 years ago

    Just a warning: don’t go to the comment with most replies unless you wanna talk about politics for no reason whatsoever.

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