Pickles by Brian Crane for September 25, 2019

Earl and Opal are going to see spots when they wake up in the morning.

Strobe light? LET’S DANCE!!!!!!

Somebody is going to the couch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMFZGnlqMWY

Earl, don’t EVER push the red button!

Keep up the good work Earl !

In panel #2, Opal’s nose is as big as a grapefruit.

Oops, wrong button!

ANNOYING!

Modern technology is lost on Earl!

I never new there was a strobe effect until my mother put it on her phone to visually alert her to a phone call!

On Sept 21st, she was on the left side of the bed. Today she is on the right. Isn’t that against the rules?

Hmmm……you could try making love Earl….nah

ACCIDENTALLY, yeah right!

Can’t take either on-clonk him on the head and yell “Turn out the damn light!”

Most e-book software has a “night mode” setting. Unless Opal is used to sleeping in a pitch-dark room, that should suffice.

Your Bed should be a No Phone Zone !

Turn over, Opal. Turn your back to the light.

“Relax, things could be worse.”

So I relaxed and sho’ ’nuf, things got worse…

Definitely something my husband would do. I was sleeping and he had got up at the crack of dawn and decided to play some music on the loud side. Our Airstream trailer has rear dual speakers over the bed. Guess who didn’t turn off the rear speakers? Quite a wakeup.

That’s gonna burn the retina.

Learn something new every day as I hadn’t a clue a cell phone could do that. I don’t have one and don’t want one.

Strobe mode is designed to attract the attention of pilots on planes flying at 20,000 feet.

Ex