Tom Toles for September 06, 2019

Sigh These days, it’s sadly apparent that there’s little more than random electrochemical discharge, just some snapping, popping, and crackling, occurring in what remains of Fake PяesiDunce Cяazy Doииie’s truncated brainbox. The guy is toast. I wouldn’t be overly surprised if, the next time he discovers it, that he takes his Sharpie® and starts drawing circles around his navel.

Give him a red one, tell him it’s blood and watch him faint.

The greatest threat to America, is Bonespurs.

It’s a “Chinese hoax!” But the joke is on them. They’re the biggest contributors to it.

That’s how he’s going to fix Wall Street when the financial bubble bursts, too.

The Sharpie is mightier than the expert?

Stop Crazy Donny: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/08/26/stop-crazy/?wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1

I would like to know how high the sales of Sharpies have risen. Maybe Trump has ‘saved’ another industry.

He’s had Airforce One loaded with paper towels to deliver to the Bahamas. The extra absorbent type!

It nice to see the US showing the world their “can-do” spirit and tackling the tough problems instead of denying them (most Republican), running away (Paris Accord), or blaming others for doing nothing (China). /s

https://www.ccacoalition.org/en/news/beijing%E2%80%99s-air-quality-improvements-are-model-other-cities

He’s insane. Totally, utterly, completely insane. There is NO other explanation…

Trump’s ‘I (or eye)’ is spinning more and more crazily, tighter and tighter. Like a clockspring about to self-implode.

As proved by the 2016 election, Americans are gullible. Simply tell voters that you will stop climate change and China will pay for it!

Nothing much new here except how silly this is.. trump has a long history of changing facts to suit his fancy.

There IS no “I” in T Rump…but there are plenty in ‘nincompoop’, ‘idiot’, ‘liar’, ‘disaster’, ‘science denier’, ‘dishonest’…it’s a long l*i*st…

If NASA wanted to finance another mission to the Moon, all they’d have to do is turn up one of the resident’s earlier remarks that it was made of green cheese, and he’d reroute the entire budget of the Department of Education to go up there and prove it, just so he’d never have to admit that he was ever wrong about anything.

Those pieces of tape do kinda look suspicious.

I saw my first “Trump 2020” sign this morning. A huge thing, tied to the side of a house. I’m guessing they put it up there so nobody could pull it out of the ground and make off with it.

Jail the Republican fraud.

For a second I thought he was about to grab them by the ….

Just, WOW…

“The ‘I’ of the crisis.” Same as the ‘I’ of the liar.

The sharpie is mightier than the truth. Fox news viewers will believe anything he says.

The Sharpie is Sharpier than the dullard in the White House…

The Master of the Sharpie®!

Out of shape Trump looks more like a shar pei.

Hard to forecast.