Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 28, 2019

“And quit playing with your penne – it’ll fall off.”

This cartoon will be the sauce of many puns. In fact, I will elbow my way in with a few of my own. You will all be alfredo my sense of humour.

But o ly if you pasta all your tests.

In the end they all end up hot,, smashed and sauced!

the kid just needs to use his noodle…

I was told by an Italian immigrant that mostaccioli was an American term and it is really ziti!

This goes right pasta me…

My dad used to say stuff like this before he pasta way

Well, if you cook him as long as a relative of mine did, he’ll soak up enough water and bloat to about that size!

Some day you will find a nice cannoli and fall in love.

Now, get back to your exercise routine. Work on your glutens today.”

Just be glad he didn’t marry a rotini.

He’s already pasta his prime.

Are paperclips a larval from of coat hangers?

At first glance I thought there’d be something about “I’m just a bill…”

Yankee Doodle stayed at home // Cooking for his pony // Put fat spaghetti in a pot // And called it macaroni.