Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 17, 2019

No, you’ll be defined by that video of you with hookers from Venus.

Somebody tell the colorist that the sky’s red.

Yes, it will. And you will probably be accosted by losers who will claim the Mars landing was faked.

I think “One small step for man/a man” defined him better…

It will always be a great conversation starter.

1960’s flashback moment ? Looks like parts of several different stories …..

Matt Damon.

Not at all funny. I guess Bliss liked Ryan Gosling’s lousy movie.

Armstrong managed to ignore it all.

That would not be a bad thing!

You’re just another MTV logo.

He will go down in history as “flag-holding guy”.

And then he spent the rest of history as the first man on Mars to get run over by a car.

It’s un-American! It’s un-American! The flag isn’t big enough! It’s a tiny flag! Unpatriotic!

/s

Well, it ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.

plus there are 50 starts on the flag as well, Misery…I mean Bliss