I would have thought it would be “No coffee.”
One reason why Adam wouldn’t make a good caveman is coffee wasn’t around then.
I’d think his branch of Homo Sapiens would become extinct from his total ineptness!!
He’d only make it if he lived near the coffee beans in Columbia….. and then figured out what to do with them.
Hobbes had it almost right. Life in a state of nature is itchy, brutish, and short.
The poison ivy situation is definitely a concern. I mean how do you avoid it if you can’t count to three?
i could see ALL THOSE reasons happening even in REAL LIFE with him…
He could have hitched a ride with Fred and Barnie down to the local Star-Rocks and had a brew with his brontosaurus burger! Too far-fetched, you say? Ever wonder how it was possible for the Flintstones to celebrate Christmas? Cartoon logic I guess?
The others are smart enough to avoid poison ivy.
That aside, I imagine those animal skins were pretty scratchy too, the didn’t have liners for them yet.
Cavemen didnt have coffee
But you are all experts in plants and animals. And physically fit. Life may be nasty, brutish and short. But you were strong.
JD'Huntsville'AL over 4 years ago
I would have thought it would be “No coffee.”
jmworacle over 4 years ago
One reason why Adam wouldn’t make a good caveman is coffee wasn’t around then.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
I’d think his branch of Homo Sapiens would become extinct from his total ineptness!!
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
He’d only make it if he lived near the coffee beans in Columbia….. and then figured out what to do with them.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Hobbes had it almost right. Life in a state of nature is itchy, brutish, and short.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
The poison ivy situation is definitely a concern. I mean how do you avoid it if you can’t count to three?
karmakat01 over 4 years ago
i could see ALL THOSE reasons happening even in REAL LIFE with him…
Stevefk over 4 years ago
He could have hitched a ride with Fred and Barnie down to the local Star-Rocks and had a brew with his brontosaurus burger! Too far-fetched, you say? Ever wonder how it was possible for the Flintstones to celebrate Christmas? Cartoon logic I guess?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
The others are smart enough to avoid poison ivy.
That aside, I imagine those animal skins were pretty scratchy too, the didn’t have liners for them yet.
The chosen one over 4 years ago
Cavemen didnt have coffee
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
But you are all experts in plants and animals. And physically fit. Life may be nasty, brutish and short. But you were strong.