Herman by Jim Unger for September 21, 2019

“If you put that stuff on it, you might want me to eat it!”

It makes such a pretty pattern on the tablecloth, that’s why!

“I’ll give you three guesses. The first two don’t count.”

He didn’t touch it. The plate itself jumped to one side, out of terror.

Just a knee-jerk self-preservation action.

An excellent example of what man has to do to survive.

It looks like sh…, it moves like sh…, it splashes like sh…, so I thought the only appropriate plate form for it was a toilet-bowl shaped one.

Looks like SLOP TO ME….

to avert a different disaster

“I was lookin for my dentures under the plate!” ;o]

Gonna roll it up with the napkin and make one of those Mexican things

Now THERE’s a solution I never thought of.

Just pour it into a large mug.

Slop good.

“Give me a few weeks to get hungry enough. And why is it eating through the table?”