Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 26, 2019

My patron saint is Peter Pan, I may grow old but I won’t grow up.

Time to enjoy our second childhood. Yay!

My brother says that life begins at 80, so now instead of 86 he says he’s 6 and I’m 2. Hmm…

Every morning I ask that very question of the jack&@$ in my bathroom mirror.

The same way everybody else does. but a long as me and that little yellow duck are still circling the drain, i’m going to splash and have a good time.

I was never in a hurry to be an adult. They always looked so miserable.

Quit bellyaching, Aunty. Let your inner child out!

Getting old is better than the alternative.

I used to look forward to being adult. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!!!

I’m SO glad I’ve got that adulthood thing behind me. . .

Too bad, Aunty. It’s worked okay for a lot of us. Then again, we don’t have pink hair or Marty Feldman eyes.

Which way to Neverland?

Just outta High School, I grew a mustache to try to look older. A couple of years ago, I shaved it off to look try to look younger. I don’t think either one worked.

Amen sister!

Don’t make a mess, you won’t be in a mess.

I’m still trying to figure out how that old man got into my mirror

What’s this WE Stuff, Paleface?