Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 13, 2019

Oh my god my eyes.

Danger Danger…..

Reminds me of Dick Van Dyke’s wife:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIkQ9w6Hg0Y

(Be sure to catch Dick joining her on stage at the end.)

And for those who are even lazier than Auntie, a leaf blower can employed with similar results – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un1f5BmYifY.

Oh please, eye bleach! Please move to Yemen where you’ll fit right in.

sweet jeezus, i’m scarred for life…

My Eyes!

I actually managed to read it and yet scroll past and not see Aunty’s image. I’m getting better! ☺

Absolutely no offense, Aunty, BUT. . .as fashion guru Edith Head demanded, “If it’s ugly, COVER IT UP!”

Her portions are out of proportion.

Dang it! If only I’d read this before my second cup…

Being zaftig has its advantages.

DIck van Dyke’s wife?? MTM?? No way Jose. Muffin top

The seismograph at the University is still picking it up.

As did several Other body parts.