As Steven Wright once said “I’m planning to live forever…so far so good!” Groucho Marx had said something similar much earlier to the effect of “or die trying!”
It is reported that people who live on the lower east side in New York City live for a long time. The insurance cos. went down there and questioned an elderly Jewish man. They asked him a final question. What is the death rate here. The old man replied, In my opinion the death rate here is one per person!
Stevefk over 4 years ago
As Steven Wright once said “I’m planning to live forever…so far so good!” Groucho Marx had said something similar much earlier to the effect of “or die trying!”
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Green side of the lawn is always a blessing.
TLH1310 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Every day you wake up is a new personal best.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
And setting new ones everyday.
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
Bob Ross said, “Every day is a good day. If you don’t think so. Try missing a few.”
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
It is reported that people who live on the lower east side in New York City live for a long time. The insurance cos. went down there and questioned an elderly Jewish man. They asked him a final question. What is the death rate here. The old man replied, In my opinion the death rate here is one per person!