Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for September 11, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s true, especially with husbands. No good deed goes unpunished.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    Not sure I get this one.

    OK, I’m sure. I don’t get this one

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    Bad timing, Barn! Should left it with her bath stuff. And, she doesn’t want the scale!

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    JudyAz  over 4 years ago

    “One of those things woman use?”

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    95  over 4 years ago

    No, not a comment on the condition of your feet, just a ploy to allow me the opportunity to massage them for you…Think she would swallow that one?

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    Moon57Shine  over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t have a clue, does he?

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    AMBER1  over 4 years ago

    If you get her a bathroom scale, then she will complain about being overweight and fat.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    He needs to give a gift she would want and that isn’t either self-grooming (unless she specifies it) or practical.

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    Airbender  over 4 years ago

    The only woman I ever bought a kitchen tool for was my daughter in law. She loves to cook and bake, so I got her one of those mixers that does everything but trim your hair. It is her favorite toy.

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    Jim Kerner  over 4 years ago

    Good for you. You’re very lucky.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She will pay for that!!

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