Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 17, 2019

Been there, done that to the armrests.

that or the dentist needs to buy new furniture!

Ralph: Hey, the scratches on the chair…

Receptionist: Oh, that…we got this chair from when they filmed Little Shop of Horrors.

Ralph: Oh, good!

Receptionist: …of course, that’s where we got our dentist, too…

Ralph: Nooooooo

Had my first ever supersonic cleaning last week. . .it took about a minute. . .I still don’t like going to the dentist.

The worst part of dental work today? The phone tree! I think it would be easier to go over to the office and make my appointment. The place has two front people and only one dentist, why do they need a phone tree?

Actually, I have never had that issue. If I need a filling, I do not use a “numbing agent” before the freezing needle, and I do not feel that going in either. I have a great dentist.

Looks like his cat was in the chair.

I don’t like it when they have straps on the armrest either.

At the dentist office ~~ make yourself comfortable? Yeah, right!

A wide shot would reveal the building to be shaped like a giant tooth.

Dentists are good, doctors are bad. Doctor always find more and more things wrong. My dentists fix what’s wrong and I am all done plus I LOVE THEM….HATE DOCTORS.

MY dentist is, literally, painless. He deadens the gums before he injects the Novocaine so I don’t even feel the needle.

Can you just imagine a set-up in a dentist’s office where they have Steve Martin walk in wearing scrubs…

“The whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.”