Henry Payne for August 24, 2019

Maybe if he kept his mouth shut, and stopped tweeting insults and stupidity, those departments, and several more, wouldn’t have as many of facts about Bonespurs to write about?

Like all Trump Disciples, Henry believes that the only instances of racism is when someone votes for a black candidate.

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It is documented that Trump’s campaign chairman and initial National Security Advisor were both paid foreign agents — for the Putin puppet government in Ukraine.

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And Henry?

You now believe that accusing an American president of being born in a foreign country is a bad thing?

Those “departments” are not mutually exclusive.

The GOP snowflakes believe, strongly, that it’s racist to call them racists, that acting for yourself according to your own beliefs is an attack on their beliefs… and that the truth is a left wing attack on them. In all seriousness.

Pain, you left out ‘Trump is a complete ass’ Dept.

The first one has solid evidence and the second is a stone cold fact. Those last two came directly from Trump departments against Obama. What’s the matter, sauce for the goose isn’t good enough for the gander? Republicans are such snowflakes.

Payne actually gets paid money to do this crap. At one time the Detroit News had standards. All they are doing now is paying Payne to be Trump’s attack poodle.

Yeah, someone like Trump who gleefully orphans children and puts them in cages couldn’t possibly be guilty of even more crimes, right?

Must have hit a home run to have caused Payne to be so touchy. At least he didn’t claim that all those things aren’t true.

Well, I seem to remember citizen Trump demanding Barack Obama’s birth certificate; which was produced and made public. I seem to remember citizen Trump demanding Barack Obama’s tax returns; which were produced and made public. But Barack Obama was a black male – and a Democrat. Mr. Trump’s tax returns, or demands to see them, are sacrosanct. It’s a terrible “invasion of privacy” to even suggest they be made public. And yet, the AAC (All-Aryan Cult formerly known as the GOP) denies there’s any double-standard at work here. Hypocrites, the lot of you!

Two days in a row a cartoonist has taken my breath away by spewing ignorance and hate. Have you forgotten how to read? Have you read NO history?

For once Payne is accurate, albeit accidentally. It does take a whole department to cover each manifestation of D.T.’s b.s.

? MENTAL HEALTH ?

That’s funny having the “Trump Foreign Birth Certificate Dept” as one of the complaints! Has Il Douche ever stopped the Obama birther BS? What a classic case of being too thin skinned to function

You see this kind of stuff on f*x news. The first three things are very real, the last absurd. They focus on the absurd to portray the real as just as absurd. Sad thing is, it works, but why?

Oh, for the Good Old Days. A reporter once asked Warren Harding if it was true, as some were saying, that one of his ancestors was a (gasp) Negro. Harding replied, “How would I know?”

Payne keeps turning his ‘propaganda crank!’

[ He could be the National Enquirer’s featured cartoonist! ]

Uh Henry, it was guys like you pushing the birther nonsense during Obama’s terms. So now that you admit that’s been thoroughly debunked, I guess we can similarly dismiss your cries of “Trump isn’t a racist or traitor”.

And Henry Payne continues his cartooning in the same manner.

See? NO “Trump is The Chosen One” Dept! Anti-Trump bias!!

Just go back a few years and change it from trump to Obama and NYT to Fox. Now doesn’t that look familiar ?

I think what Payne means is the Departments Trump himself has designated for himself: Those would include… Fascist Fan Boy Department, Stable Genius Department, Birther Department, King of Israel – Second Coming – The Chosen One Department, Tax Dodger Department, Draft Dodger Department, Business Genius Department. The list goes on and on. But Racist has always been a given. Remember the Central Park Five?

The ‘tRump Lies Department takes an entire floor of it’s own.

“Trump is an alien”?

Yep. He led a successful mutiny at Area 51 decades ago, then forced Fred Trump to adopt him.

/s? Well, is it really easier to believe that he’s a human with human emotions?

And where are the “Trump is buying Greenland” and “Trump believes he’s God” departments?

Oh, right. They’re not at the New York Times; they’re in the White House.

They may not need the separate departments, but each of those is a true thing, so thanks Payne!

Is it a coincidence that the two characters shown at the Times are female and African American?