Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 11, 2019

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Well, watch the pages and your mother will be content.

Amazing how six words can sum it all up so succinctly.

thus diving into the pool of shallow intellect on the way to cell phone fixation and monosyllabic conversation.

And mom will have you attend full-day kindergarten instead of half-days.

Time to wean them off the picture books and on to the word books. Growing up is tough.

So she doesn’t like it when the closed caption’s on?

Therein lies the problem!

The kid’s a malcontent!