Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 15, 2019

Orange is his color.

Those are tweets I’d love to read!

The nightmare I have is that he loses the election and calls his BFF Putin in to take over and ‘protect’ him…

Hmm, and Mexico will give him payback?

Dos scupados, Donaldo. Viva chocolato.

Now that’s funny! Though I fear when he loses the election next year he WON’T leave! HIS Attorney General will put a stop to that! HIS Generals might just tell him to kiss off. Keeping my fingers crossed.

One can only hope he gets to wear an orange jumpsuit!

i wonder how close this will be to reality. or will he start pardoning himself every day during his lame duck time in office

Don’t be too surprised when there is a grave national emergency right before impeachment or election, whichever comes first.

You know, Patriotism.

In Donnie’s case, orange is the new white.

Everyone has their dreams.

Is that a shiv in the last panel?

I’d guess that the new owners of Trump Winery, J.T. Ridley et al., have some fine recipes indeed and can make the very best Trump Pruno. Made with the finest contraband and fermented in toilet tanks throughout the prison. Top shelf stuff…

I’m still trying to figure out how any one reading his ‘Sharpie-gate’ tweets still thinks he’s playing with a full deck.

I like 2nd Amendment RITES, that is how I always write it as they worship their guns!

That last panel though… obese, orange, and bald – finally we’ll see him as he truly is! I hope he and his new ‘besties’ will enjoy prison. pleaseohpleaseohplease…

True Americans live for the day….

Am I awake? Am I dreaming?

As Mousse-olini leaves office, watch for him to radically improve the amenities at all the Club Fed prisons in the US (higher thread count sheets! better meds to ease Twitter withdrawl symptoms!) Cushion that fall!

Re: 2016 election results and prospects for the US after 2020: “Another victory like that and we are done for.”(with apology to Joyce (Ulysses, Episode 2, on Pyrrus after his costly victory at Asculum).

Let this happen – PLEASE!

From Trudeau’s pen to the Universe’s ear.

Many prisons don’t allow hair color or makeup, so we’ll get to see the real “realDonaldTrump”.

If this IS a dream it’s the first wet one I’ve had in fifty years.

If only this were to come to pass.

OH. MY. GOD. Be still, my heart. . .P.S. Watch yer back, Garry. . .dt may TWEETCHA!

Does he still get Secret Service protection in prison?

Wishful thinking. Which, oddly enough, is what gave us Trump in the first place.

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You’re getting to be an azz, Trudeau.

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

When the noose tightens,Drumpf will be on Air Force One,heading to Moscow.He will be a hero,for ruining our Democracy.Take Mitch with you.He,along with Barr,all belong in orange jumpsuits ;)

Maybe if you led up to it by drawing cartoons showing Hillary Clinton and her gang going to prison for their crimes and corruption it wouldn’t be so ridiculous.

What?—No prison tatts in the last panel?

We can only hope!

GT, this is the best ever!

Wishful, wishful thinking. But a balm against the present.

Delusions and fantasies are all the TDS crowd has to keep them going. There there children, it will all be ok. Turn from your hate and embrace the freedom and prosperity.

Trump 2020. A massive win is certain.

If only. But little Donny would have to have his own prison, otherwise he’d be dead in 5 minutes.

He was sounding like Hillary there for a couple of panels.

The crazy old greedy racist needs to be locked up.

Face it, if the ex-president goes to federal prison and has the money of a Trump, he will be playing tennis with Bernie Madoff or smoking weed with Rod Blagojevich. Imagine the book rights he will get out of this.

Can’t we oppose Trump (or support him, for that matter) without falling to his level? It’s okay for GT; his is historically appropriate satire. But the rest of us should strive to be civil.

I smell a Pulitzer.

If I believed in a just & merciful God, I’d pray for him to stroke out, preferably at one of his fascist rallies. #fingerscrossed

From your pen to God’s ears, Garry Trudeau.

Please Mr. Trudeau, don’t toy with us, get our hopes up – such a beautiful thing!

It’s like looking into the near future!

You know he’s going to blow his orange hair over when he sees today’s Doonesbury. Now we’re going to have to hear him whine that Cartoonists are hacks, losers and nobodies

Fingers crossed….

God! I hope Trudeau is reading the tea leaves correctly!

The Federal Marshalls would be the ones in charge of removing him if he refused to leave. Unfortunately they are part of lackey Barr’s DOJ. Goddess help us.

Panel #3 – why would Trump be upset about Russians voting?

Not funny!

We can only hope.

Went back and read it a second time, just for the sheer pleasure…

Orange is the new Orange

Maybe his orange tinge will decrease after being forced off the golf course for 5 or 10 years.

Prisons have energy efficient lighting?

GBT’s summer fantasy…

Keep on dreaming snowflakes. Real Americans outnumber you by a large margin. And will show you that at the polls in 2020

Well, there’s my Christmas list.

ONE CAN ONLY HOPE…

Panel three is my real worry.

Reading this on my good old desktop computer and monitor, I must say that the large size it renders this strip in – is rather terrifying! His head is just so BIG! shudders

From your lips (pen) to Goddess’ ear!

As heartwarming as the last panel is, I would be even more comforted if Dim Donald were surrounded by McConnell and DD’s entire family (sans Tiffany and Barron — they don’t seem to have hurt anybody.)

OMG!!!!!! THIS IS SO WONDERFUL!!!! I’M GOING TO PRINT IT OUT & LOOK AT IT EVERY SINGLE DAMN DAY TO BUOY MY SPIRITS!!!!!

Ah, the ongoing fantasy of the insane left

This strip will be my ‘happy place’ for the next 14 months…

Ah, if Only.

I see they opened a new troll farm in Moscow just for this strip.

Orange is the New white supremist.

The Campaign to Re-Elect Trump thanks you for your contribution.

Strange; Obama looks awful pail.

From your pen to God’s heart, Mr. Trudeau.

Wet dreams

If Only. But sadly, the chances of the Dumpster Fire actually going to jail are next to nil. If he’s impeached, Pence will simply grant him a pardon a la Ford. And if he loses the election, the next Democratic president is unlikely to order the Justice Department to press charges. Especially not if it means putting aside the growing list of Democratic ‘to-do’s" that will need to pass through a divided Congress in order to undo the damage he did while in office.

The best we can hope for is that the Trump brand will be so damaged after all this scandal that most financial institutions will stop lending his corrupt organization money as his ship starts to sink under a rising ocean of debt and legal fees. Bury him in lawsuits and liens. Make the cost of doing business with the Trumps so high no one will ever take the cheese again. And the next time he tries to file for bankruptcy, deny the claim. MAKE him pay every last one of his debts. Strip the expensive suits from his back and the jewelry from his wife’s fingers. THAT should hurt Trump more than anything else. Destroy the organization, you destroy the man.

“My first and second amendment ‘Rites’ "…PERFECT !

Humpty Trumpty had a great fall…..

Wouldn’t it be nice if the Marine helicopter that will pick him up on the next president’s inauguration day flew him directly from the White House to a NY State courthouse?

Wow. Panel 3, Trudeau absolutely called it (I’m writing from December 2020)

JUST SAW THIS! LOVE