Nick Anderson for August 22, 2019

If only…..

Well SOMEBODY needs to arrest him. ICE?…FBI?…NYPD?…Anyone?….Bueller?…

Well, they finally did something right.

Trump’s employees are not “undocumented”. His staff makes the forges the finest fake documents for them.

Great place to start.

There were the undocumented Polish workers he hired in 1980, screwed them over with wages and lack of safety equipment, screwed over the labor unions by using them, got sued, and settled with in 1988 (Hardy v. Kaszycki). Surely the Velveeta Voldemort learned his lesson and never used such workers again, right?

While ca. 85% of Americans agree with ICE’s new, mythical policy as introduced by Nick Anderson, they do so out of anger at the hypocrisy of the Capo-in-Chief, not out of a desire to “detain” (read: arrest; throw into durance vile; withhold appropriate food, water, sunlight, air, warmth/coolness, hygiene, psychological, emotional, legal, spiritual, social, intellectual, and cultural support in order to instill fear & paranoia) illegal immigrants, but from a desire to do whatever can be done physically and politically to the Capo-in-Chief, his sycophants, lickspittles, brown-nosers, fawners, & hangers-on, and the GOP Leadershit at large without inviting interference by Secret Service Agents as they do their duty as they see it without having to continue to hold their noses in disgusted embarrassment.

I want to see Trump’s birth certificate.

And his DNA profile. Is he really of German and Scottish descent?

Is he really even human?

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!

But NOT a sitting president,right?

Yeah, right after they bust the biz owners in Mississippi where the raids were. Both great ideas, but not gonna happen. In 45’s case it’s all “well, got away with that, too, now what other laws can I break”?

Why would an inhumane white supremacist authoritarian and his ardent followers even try to fix the root cause of a problem when there are so many defenseless scapegoats to blame!

The devil in the blue suit, blue suit,……..

It would be only one of many many charges against him. trumps only hope to keep out of jail is a pardon.. or staying in power and he is frantically working on the later

after the first panel i guessed the punchline would show our uniformed thugs overcome by laughter.

hashtag: a swing and a miss

You mean, as in RULE OF LAW? That would be weird.

Many laws are backwards in this regards

- If you believe prostitution is a problem, arrest the Johns, not the prostitutes- If you believe begging for change on the street is a problem, fine the people that give the change, not the ones receiving it- If you believe that illegal immigrants taking away jobs is a problem, arrest those that hire them

Trump: Wait. When I said I was the “chosen one” I didn’t mean to be arrested.

That looks about right…

This would result in a twofer. Trump in jail would bring out the crazies and their guns in droves. It would take the military a day or two to quell the mob and take their guns. Wean them off FOX while educating them in prison for a bit and they may, just maybe, become productive citizens.

Naaah. ICE officers mostly agree with the policy of mistreating immigrants and asylum seekers. They wouldn’t ever turn on their chief cheer leader. Or arrest the other employers either: They know who owns the folks who vote to authorize their paychecks.