The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 27, 2019

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    Does Dave have a Night Deposit??

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    The sign says Dave’s Donor Depository, not Dave’s Maternity Ward!

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    “We need to send over an OB/GYN, stat!”

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    “30 minutes or it’s free…” Liver pizza anyone?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    HEY! Any one want to make a “cooler” run, STAT?

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    ccomebacktour  over 4 years ago

    *NEVER, drink and drive !

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Will a Hammond B3 work for you?

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    Auntie Socialist  over 4 years ago

    “Sorry but you’re on the wrong side of McKinley Avenue”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dave Delivers De Liver!

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    IshkaBibel1  over 4 years ago

    De-liver. I get it. I get jokes.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh, come now. Does nobody get the actual joke here?

    Dave will send a replacement liver to the hospital, but the doctor will have to de-liver the cirrhotic patient himself.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    “No, but you can do take out.”

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Doctor would be better off calling John Cleese.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    ‘D’ I wouldn’t either, yucch!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Could’ve had a mix-up with obstetrics.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Anyone else read “patlent” at first? There’s a stray line in there.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    One good way is to grow transplants from your own tissues so that the cloned organs will not be rejected.

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    tinstar  over 4 years ago

    Okay, so, he’s out of organs. What about a nice Steinway?

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