Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 27, 2019

Male-pattern blindness.

Story of my life

My fave is when I can’t find my glasses…….on my face ;)

Perfect example yesterday trying to find a book on one of the shelves. After my thorough search, the wife found it within 2 minutes.

IN my house the rule of thumb is: Take out 3-4 things to get to what you want.

Couldn’t find the sandwich dills and my wife couldn’t either! Had to use some baby dills.

Obviously what he’s holding onto is the open door, but it really looks like he’s looking at a closed refrigerator… ☺

Look in the door.

My wife has those detective skills too. She can find things that I’ve lost – which is great!

Dude, just save time and let her do it! On a side note, if it was a gazelle running across the savanna, then I could find it.

In my family it was called “giving it a Miles look,” because I—Miles—could never find anything.