Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 15, 2019

At first, I thought he’d found some guy named Noah’s boat.

Cap’n Eddie’s always losing his boat. Nice to have such helpful ‘people’ to show him where it is.

I think it is the Anoesis that is taking Eddie on his journey’s through life.

Cap’n Eddie has more fun than many imaginative children.

Yeti found it

As to ‘small talk habit,’ a caretaker at an elder facility said he learned that good morning always got a shorter answer than How are you?

LOL

PANEL 1: Love the colors!

For a minute there I had a flashback and thought he was looking for Jack Benny’s vault.

What were you smoking again?

I like to see what Cap’n Eddie considers “weird!”

Is Arrarat Aramaic for Lost & Found?

What! A Wiley bear passed up a meal?

YAY!!! WILEY BEAR AND CAPT. EDDIE!!! DOUBLE YAY!!!!!

Well you have to admit, Eddie thinks he has an interesting life and he is willing to share the story. Most of them are worth the price of a cup of coffee.

Now we know where it is.

At least it wasn’t political.

“So there I was, in the worst storm in the Bering Sea in fifty years. I’d never piloted an eighty-footer before, but I was doing okay. The captain was passed out drunk, and his two beautiful daughters were fighting over who’d have me first when we got to shore…….” A guy I actually knew actually told this, expecting us to believe it.

He found the magic zoo.

According to the so-called History Channel, Discovery Channel and supermarket tabloid stands at check out counters Noah’s ark has already been discovered – about 100 times and counting.

I have (I think) a serious question: Has Paulie ever faced FORWARD?

I gotta say, that is one intrepid cat.

Whoa!

I wish my life would get a bit weirder.

Can’t wait to hear Capt’n Eddie tell about how it “Stahted to get weird.” It should be quite the tall tale.

Cap’n Eddie; Is his last name Claven? Does he have a brother named Cliff, who works at the Post Office?

I rather like the new Baron Munchhausen.

Captin’ Eddie for president. He makes more sense than the whole lot put together.

Adding a Minotaur makes any  story better.

“Whose boat is this boat?”

Looks like Paulie wants nothing to do with it.