FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 11, 2019

Younger brothers… gotta loathe them then they torment their older sisters. (Even I don’t torment my three older STEPsisters for we didn’t grow up together in childhood; we became stepsiblings in our adult lives.)

To be fair, that sweater wasn’t going to get you a boyfriend, anyway.

If Jason had to pay for the damage Quincy does, he’d put a lock on that cage.

Some questions just don’t need an answer.

Never Forget!

His parents should take that lizard away and send him to a nice rescue where he can be kept safe from Jason

The cage is letting the iguana out. Calling the cage stupid made it your enemy. Things have feelings too.

At least she didn’t shove it up the other end.

At least the arms to his frames aren’t all bent up.

Jason is being short sighted. If Paige had a boyfriend, he would spend less time with her.

Of course, that would also mean he would have less time to torment her.

My mom would have made Jason reimburse Paige for the sweater.