Clay Jones for August 20, 2019

To protect his brain, a tinfoil thimble for the pinkie finger would be plenty big enough.

He needs someone else to show him, each time, how to put it on.

If it weren’t for conspiracy theories he might have to face the truth. He’s a failure.

He never met a conspiracy theory he didn’t like.

He’s a walking conspiracy theory.

It’s scary that the most powerful man in the world can’t tell good information from bad. But thinks “good information” is whatever he WISHES was true.

He’s so crooked and twisted that he needs a corkscrew to put on a hat!

So THIS is why he gets and gives mixed signals, his antennae needs fixing….

Republicans vote for liars.

A tinfoil diaper?

trumps magic potion to keep his less educated followers enthused.

Trump tried a Saran Wrap hat but it didn’t work at all.

Whatever happened to the good old radio-wave blocking colander? So much more fashionable!

Tell him it was ‘t Greenland, it was Norway and the bidding will be through monies to be deposited into a Nigerian banking account.

He’s really very good at motivating his base. Not to mention the baser and the basest. Apparently not much good at anything else. Though I have noticed that whenever he feels threatened by something, the whacky crap he emits seems to go up in volume.

Nikki Haley is obviously campaigning for something and Paul Ryan suddenly packed up his family and moved to DC. The whole time he was in Congress he went home to Wisconsin every weekend, and now he packs up and leaves? Mooch was just on MSNBC for the second day in a row. There is something afoot:

Mooch: “Trump is getting worse…We’re organizing right now, we’ve got a lot of traction, it’s b4 Labor Day, we’ll make an announcement some time early October. There’s a very large group of Republicans"