Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 26, 2019

I knew a man who told his kids that Cheetos grew on trees. To prove it, he pointed to a bag that said something like “Plants is 7 states”. By now his kids are old enough to pay for their own therapy.

My Cheeto plants had pretty orange seeds.

Is there a Trump gag in here somewhere?

What isn’t nowadays?

It is late to start a garden but it IS almost time for the spaghetti harvest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

OOPS! The spaghetti harvest is much earlier in the year. My bad.

I planted spaghetti trees.

Since you already have a shovel, just dig through to China for the Cheetos.

♪♫ “Cheeto tree, very pretty, and the Cheeto flower is sweet. And the fruit of the grown Cheeto is impossible to beat…” ♪♫

Watch it— the ones from China have lead in them.

Mine must be picked in the spring – they always have so much pollen on them!

The ’toon is great! Especially with our Cheeto-In-Chief and his China problem.

My wife told her students that beef comes from cows.

“Hit don’t do it. Hit comes from the I G A.”

(She used up most of her patience on them.)