Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 13, 2021

Transcript:

"Someone told me today that I look like a famous ugly person." "It's like they thought I'd somehow be happy to hear that I look like someone famous, no matter how hideous they might be." "After all, a famous person is famous and they're probably rich, too. So, that's pretty cool, right? Only, I'm not the rich or the famous part. I'm just the heapin' spoonful o' ugly part." "Well, you have to admit you do kinda look like Gollum." "It wasn't Gollum, but thanks for that."