Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 15, 2021

Do cows actually need tissues?

Charmin makes a triple ply. Cow needs to have some of those. Now, to get Billy to do a little shop lifting as the parents aren’t going to throw away that kind of money on livestock.

Did Jacob racially profile his cattle or judge them on the color of their hide out? Dexters are impressive as a the beautoful Brown Swiss. A real cow is more intelligent than the Disney dwarf ‘Sneezy’ who never gets healed since there is a useless Doc in the house.

Roast rump,,,,el,,stilt skins…are in the sausage race section of your local Billy Mitchell field position.