I'm going to make you a cake for your birthday! Great! oh but I can't eat gluten or dairy and it should be sugar fee ...oh and low calories ...and...
“Oh, I can’t eat that either! High sodium!”
“I didn’t make it for you.”
Well make your own damn cake.
‘Well, if you can’t eat sugar, the brown sugar glazing this ham was used for nothing. I’ll have to tell the chef to not kill any more pigs with sugar.’
Bummer..no sweet pineapple glaze.
Yum.
Now that’s a BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)
Happy Keto to you…
…so, where are the green eggs?
So happy that I can eat CAKE!
Ham isn’t low calorie. Well, I guess he could just make the slices tiny.
Perfect for Keto though!
Alien-X over 4 years ago
“Oh, I can’t eat that either! High sodium!”
Ida No over 4 years ago
“I didn’t make it for you.”
amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well make your own damn cake.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago
‘Well, if you can’t eat sugar, the brown sugar glazing this ham was used for nothing. I’ll have to tell the chef to not kill any more pigs with sugar.’
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Bummer..no sweet pineapple glaze.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
Yum.
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now that’s a BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Happy Keto to you…
gnome over 4 years ago
…so, where are the green eggs?
Fontessa over 4 years ago
So happy that I can eat CAKE!
CalLadyQED over 4 years ago
Ham isn’t low calorie. Well, I guess he could just make the slices tiny.
Marcus Aurelius Premium Member over 4 years ago
Perfect for Keto though!