Kliban by B. Kliban for August 12, 2019

Ain’t gone a happen.

“If you think I’m gonna perform for you people, you’ve got another think coming.”

I like that the cat is shattering the fourth wall.

cat: “I’ve got these humans trained pretty well. They wait on my every beck & call.”

It’s gonna be a long wait.

When they all leave, I’ll leap up….if I’m in the mood…

Tricked them again.

Man, I know every one of those people.

…while the cat waits for the human to stop doing his.

Boooorrring!

Put some catnip on it.

Too much pressure ;)

This is why cats only became REALLY popular after the Internet was developed. Cats do some AMAZING things, when you’re the only one around. Get it on video, dude.

At a party, the cat generally only comes out if someone in the group is allergic to it.

If these people are a stoned as they appear to be, they can wait all night if they have to.

Demonstrating why cats are smarter than dogs…