At one of those remote places there was a guy named Kranechoe, who was an energy researcher. His work was dangerous, and his research facility remote. He labored in obscurity with a single resolve for years, which is what saved him. Kranechoe busted the dark energy quantum field and learned how to pull energy out of quantum fluctuations. Once he figured that time and space weren’t actually connected, that the temporal effects of relativity were artifacts of energetic changes caused by altered interactions with background quantum grid flux, it didn’t take him long to figure out how to channel the energy, deflect it so to speak, to serve another purpose.
Superfrog over 4 years ago
Put aside your poultry differences and join the chicken-wing resolution.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
EARTHQUAKE
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
If your resolve is represented by a peep, let it sit out and get stale.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…in order to stiffen my resolve I had to first choke my chicken…
…you have to solve before you can resolve…
…Ginny dated both men and women….
…and when she resolved to stand up for LGBT rights…
…Ginny was more than an innocent bi-stander…
…I stiffen my resolve not to have a resolve to stiffen…
…Stiffen Curry is a great 3 point shooter…
…power to the people right on!…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Hey the old detective show, Harry O.
WaitingMan over 4 years ago
That’s a straight line that I wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. Oops. Sorry.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Oh, oh. My resolve was stiff when I got up this morning but I got the kinks out.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
It has a mind of its own.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
A stiff Beefeaters Gin, unless you are chicken.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
I find that Elmer’s glue, flour, and corn starch works well when stiffening resolves … but use with caution …!
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
David Berman (Silver Jews, Purple Mountains) Dead at 52
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suffering jukebox in a happy town
you’re over in the corner breaking down
they always seem to keep you way down low
the people in this town don’t want to know
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I resolve to stiffen my resolve.
But not now.
Maybe later.
Tomorrow, if I feel like it.
Okay, that’s so limp it’s lame….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 4 years ago
Ohhh, you mean like meringue ?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
At one of those remote places there was a guy named Kranechoe, who was an energy researcher. His work was dangerous, and his research facility remote. He labored in obscurity with a single resolve for years, which is what saved him. Kranechoe busted the dark energy quantum field and learned how to pull energy out of quantum fluctuations. Once he figured that time and space weren’t actually connected, that the temporal effects of relativity were artifacts of energetic changes caused by altered interactions with background quantum grid flux, it didn’t take him long to figure out how to channel the energy, deflect it so to speak, to serve another purpose.