Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 13, 2019

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    katzenbooks45  over 4 years ago

    My cats would have to do a garage door opening impression.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Now that’s a neat prank!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    All pets OFF THE COUCH……. Screeeech!

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    bobpeters61  over 4 years ago

    I wonder how long he jumps up and down by the front door wagging his tail each time.

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    Znox11  over 4 years ago

    “Then Barksdale learned to do a can opener impression and revenge was sweet indeed”

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    rikkiTikki Premium Member over 4 years ago

    From his reaction it looks like he’s not supposed to be on the couch.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    The dog needs to learn a “can opener” (or cat food cap pop-top) impression.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Spelling your cat’s name like that requires you roll your ’r’s.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Our King Charles Spaniel thinks EVERY passing car is ‘Mom.’

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Purrfect name for a cat.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I know it’s terrible, but I can’t help but laugh at the dog’s expression.

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    Daniel Strickland Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ha! Our vet has some in-house animals, including an orange tabby cat, Fred, and an African grey parrot, Cowboy. In the evenings, Cowboy likes to call Fred into the back room, imitating one of the vet assistants. So Fred comes ambling back, expecting a treat. Cowboy then lets loose with his barking growling dog imitation, whereupon Fred scrambles out of the there, fur on end, eyes wide. Sadly, Fred falls for it every time.

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