Matt Wuerker for July 30, 2019

Own the Libs by destroying the environment. Makes them SO mad.

Make America Gulp Again

First they came for the whales, and I said nothing because I was not a whaleThen they came for the wolves, and I said nothing because I was not a wolfWhen they came for the turtles, there was no one left to stand up for me

Can’t wait until Mick Mulvaney lifts the ban on chloroflourocarbons, so Trump can have his favorite hairspray back… we all know that destroying the ozone layer was fake news….

Well…aggressive and willful stupidity does indeed make me mad…

They have an infinite supply of $1.50 straws with Trump’s name on them for you suckers.

We don’t want to govern, we just want to piss people off

What’s funny about the Trump straws is that it probably will inspire his groupies to start recycling, when their puny chud minds finally realize they got soaked for $1.50 per straw and begin to reuse them.

Whoever’s behind it should start selling Trump branded solar panels and wind turbines.

I wanted to make a intelligent comment…but, the idea that some schnook would buy that junk??? {At this point, Sailor Boy has his head in his hands, trying to make some sense of where we are now.}

Hey Boys and Girls! It seems senator mcconnell hates being called “Moscow Mitch”…so that’s his new moniker. Let’s all make an effort to call him “Moscow Mitch” as much as possible.

I’m surprised the RNC hasn’t jumped on the opportunity to sell flimsy one-time plastic grocery bags. They could call them “MAGA Tumbleweeds”. Great MAGA advertising medium since they last forever and self-distribute everywhere!

The level of childishness being displayed is horrifying to anyone who has chosen to live here in the USA.

Individual 1’s supporters are constantly grasping at straws.