Close to Home by John McPherson for August 08, 2019

Time to change the canali.

Absolutely not.

And they are slices of Swiss cheese .

So, Mars is “under the sea”?

Definition of life, please.

Now, you have a way to clean your boots when you leave.

No intelligent life.

No problem they’ll get it all squared away

Find a stone and look under it (you do see where I’m going here) you might find Patrick.

This strip also makes me wonder what one might find on the planet of Uranus. Maybe a bunch of you know what’s.

They might be mistaken for the squirrel girlfriend.

They’re all applying for research grants… i.e., they’ll be sponging off the government.

Wait until Patrick shows up!

Evidence that Martians monitor television to impersonate humans.

It’s really too bad that we have to leave earth in order to find intelligent life.

I don’t wanna know what life they’ll find on Venus.

Awww… Bleeb finally found his family…

Okay, that’s funny. I don’t care who you are.

As the Sun raises from the East, may you have a pleasant day.

They seem to be out of their natural environment. Oh, and don’t leave Bleeb behind. He doesn’t want to stay there and get sponged off of.

I’m curious why one Sponge-Bob clone has a bow tie and a pink mouth while the others have orange mouths and the standard long tie.

Kind of reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live gag where it show the first martian lander robot scooping up dirt samples as it passes by crumpled Coke cans and cigarette butts.

Now I have the Bowie song Life on Mars stuck in my head. I’m good with that.

Copyright laws extend to Mars.

Well Lets Just Say No Intelligent Life Here Anyway !

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the end is near