Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 14, 2019

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    Bryan Farht  over 4 years ago

    If you’re over 50 and you wake up without pain, you’d better stay down because you’re dead.

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    When you are 17, nothing hurts and everything works.

    When you are 45 if it doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t work.

    When you are 75 and above, everything hurts (even the parts they have removed) and nothing works.

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    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

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    derdave969  over 4 years ago

    Tylenol the new recreational drug.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    It’s been said but is always apt – The noises my bones make while rising for the day make me hungry for Rice Krispies.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Ibuprophen works faster if you wash it down with a glass of wine.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Herb your enthusiasm.

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    Geophyzz  over 4 years ago

    This spring I competed in a water-ski tournament for the over 35 crowd that was sponsored by Ibuprofen. The T-shirt says “Swerving, Aching, Medicating.”

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    truth hurts

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sweet.. the family that treats together stays together

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago
    A friend of mine offered me some CDB…o r whatever it’s called….that medical marijuana ; it does honestly put me in a better frame of mind, when it comes to my hip aches and pains.
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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Late age slowly retracts all the gifts early age provides. It is the way.

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