Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 30, 2021
November 25, 2021
December 02, 2021
Transcript:
Dicky: Ok, it's bedtime. guys. raise your hand if you're still alive. Dicky: one.. Dicky: boom! two outta two ! You might say the bar's been lowered for what I consider a successful day of parenting.
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tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sounds like my pet sitting goals.
cdward over 2 years ago
There’s a t-shirt that says, “I say if the kids are alive by five, I’ve done my job.”
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Anyone who lives past 5 is off to a pretty good start, though getting through the teens alive can be really tough.
Julie478 Premium Member over 2 years ago
✨Bonus Panel✨
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/successful-parenting-bonus-panel/
John9 over 2 years ago
My recently deceased wife and I moved her Mother in with us 5 years ago because she had dementia and I would care for her while my wife worked. When my wife would get home I would say to her that I did my job and kept her Mother alive and now it was up to her. I managed to keep her Mother alive another 5 months after my loving wife died and it was very difficult all by myself.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
Saying “BOOM” while thinking about duck lives…