Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 05, 2020

Works every time.

That’s the reality of kids. All these professionals don’t know Jack.

“You can shoot the water gun all you want while you’re taking a bath.” Yeah, it took me until the third child to figure this kind of trick out.

✨Bonus Panel✨

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/how-i-talk-to-my-kids-bonus/

Because we don’t have water guns anymore.

Kids don’t really care why. They just want to argue to stall or get their way. Jr. lawyers. It is perfectly fine to say “because I said so” in the moment and then explain it later, IF they care to know.

Any water gun used in the house will meet Mr. Hammer for a make over and then go on a date with Mrs. Recycling bin.It only needed to happen once.

That second panel was the mantra of my childhood.

My 17 year old asked why he can’t eat in his bedroom, I told him it is because we are renting and I don’t think it is appropriate. He told me that doesn’t answer his question. So I said, Because I said so!

OK. Then your BOTTOM will get ruined!