Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for February 27, 2020

The smell coming from under the door is a dead give away also.

It’s like I always say: Do you want the job done fast, or do you want it done right?

‘Oh, sh!t.’

Time yourself!… In and out in less than two minutes!… Whether a number one or number two, You can always go back in five minutes to finish pooping.. As long as you stay within the two minute limit, you will avoid any unnecessary embarrassment! Lol

Excuse me. Read the book “Everybody Poops”. You shouldn’t be embarrassed.

Oy! What lurks in the minds of ER….ducks?

Or everybody thinks you’re catching up on your Twitter feed.

luckily i have my own bathroom

i just assume that they’re doing a crossword puzzle or reading a good book…

So what? It doesn’t make you seem unusual.

Actually, my dad has a condition that makes him take about five minutes to pee.

I’ve newer cared about this.

When the need presents itself, I carry a packet of flushable wipes from my office. There is no doubt in anyone’s mind what my intentions are.

Ah, who gives a…. oh, wait…

Yep

It’s the best book on the planet

Leave the sink running, it’ll help.